Because Twitter is always so much fun, we decided to share the fun in English too. So you can lie double because of these funny tweets. Mocht je dit nou leuk vinden, neem dan een kijkje op This is why Twitter is still alive!
1. We weten helaas niet of ‘ie aangenomen is.
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it pic.twitter.com/pyNeakfbOa
— MARIO (@MarioPalush) April 13, 2016
2. Goed verhaal.
Told em I was Jewish and they let me keep my beanie on lmao pic.twitter.com/NZa4txzO27
— ŁonelyBoyz2017 (@YfgLgend) June 26, 2016
Kangaroo: SOMEONE TOOK MY BABY
911: try to remain calm
Kangaroo: PLEASE FIND MY…wait..
911: was it in your-
Kangaroo: it was in my pocket
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) September 18, 2016
4. Happy sloths are the best sloths.
I'm totally against the selfie-stick but every now and then an exception comes along. pic.twitter.com/XdooiAEm9j
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) July 4, 2016
5. Ik wil dit ook doen.
My brother has been replacing family photos with pics of Steve Buscemi and my mom hasn't noticed pic.twitter.com/d533C4yEZW
— Clare Manion (@claremaura) July 24, 2016
6. Darkwing Duck.
How fast was this duck going? pic.twitter.com/ddjBc0VnHZ
— Scoots (@scootertooter7) September 2, 2016
7. Privacy, belangrijk.
Great to see Google takes cow privacy seriously pic.twitter.com/ACTBpDwno6
— David Shariatmadari (@D_Shariatmadari) September 13, 2016
8. Oké dan.
I hear that the flat-Earth movement may be gaining momentum all around the globe.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) March 8, 2016
9. Nice one.
Presumably good at helping people stay alive. pic.twitter.com/xvj0jF3lJh
— Andrew Dennison (@CharlieBeatnik) July 14, 2017
10. Eerlijkheid duurt het langst.
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX
— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016
11. Koeknuffelen, omdat het kan.
someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill wake her up pic.twitter.com/2y60vv4X40
— The Boy (@shookened) December 13, 2016
I know. That's how I read it at first. pic.twitter.com/5vba4YbbJT
— Cosy (@CosyFT) June 8, 2017
13. Uhm… schattig?
My 1.5 yr old saw an ant crawl by. I told him to be gentle, especially to things littler than him. So he kissed it and now it's dead.
— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) June 21, 2017
14. Het wekt medelijden op.
That awkward moment when it looks like the seat behind is taking the seat in front hostage 😉 pic.twitter.com/xXrHLQE5fP
— Mark (@rawlimark) December 23, 2016
15. Is wel zo natuurlijk.
We have to put warning labels telling people coffee is hot and not to put bags on their head, so no, I'm not surprised people support Trump.
— Sarcasticsapien (@Sarcasticsapien) February 24, 2016
16. Die hond heeft het wel fijn.
WTF is Robert Downey Jr's dog doing? pic.twitter.com/P6B5Sx1pav
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) February 15, 2017
"Work until your bank account looks like a phone number"
— Greg Felipe (@greggyazalea) October 6, 2016
18. “Mama die vogel duwde mij!”
Hier nog een bonustweetje over de Nederlandse pleurishitte.
The weather today is best described as a badly planned orgy. It's hot, verybody is having a good time.
— NLers: GREEF (@Netherlanders) July 20, 2017