Because Twitter is always so much fun, we decided to share the fun in English too. So you can lie double because of these funny tweets.
1. Wanneer je het gas aan hebt laten staan thuis.
What realization did Jennifer Garner just come to? pic.twitter.com/pWtycEDEVs
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) March 5, 2018
2. Stop met staren.
i thought this lady was fuckin staring at me for 5 minutes till i realized it was a magazine pic.twitter.com/eb0gLWvf6i
— vince (@VlNCHY) January 7, 2018
3. Zo kut.
Fucking hate getting catfished by a parking space u think it's empty and then there's a fucking KA in there
— Steppy (@Chris_Steppy) March 7, 2017
4. 2002 was leuker.
My neck, my back, my pic.twitter.com/YituXmp18S
— Brian Knee (@bry_rushton) April 10, 2017
5. Lekker fris taartje.
Who the fuck designed this? Aquafresh?! pic.twitter.com/6idecS4Ovz
— James Arrowsmith (@arrowjam) May 29, 2017
Man beside me on the plane just swirled his red airplane wine around his blue plastic cup like it was a fine wine, and then did that slurping noise to get all the flavors.. We haven’t taken off yet at its a 5 hour flight. #FWP
— Kaitlyn Bristowe (@kaitlynbristowe) February 3, 2018
7. Is wel zo.
Adding "space" in front of anything makes it way more awesome. Examples:
-Space dog food
-Space post office
-Space waiting room
-Space TV commercial
— Andrew Rader (@marsrader) February 4, 2018
8. We komen er nooit meer vanaf.
How come when a house is 'haunted' it’s always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 AM
— zander (@finah) February 4, 2018
9. Who did this?
Best review ever. pic.twitter.com/i6lbXbY53B
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) February 5, 2018
when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
— perry (@SloanPerry) September 22, 2016
im at work crying at this video of a cat watching a horror movie pic.twitter.com/kfwd0G1HKY
— ZORAH SECURE DA BAGDAROS (@METALTEARSOLID) March 1, 2018
Current mood: Bob Dylan in the ‘We are the world’ video. pic.twitter.com/Ki8xzt08A8
— Sam Hammond (@vomcruise) October 18, 2017